Posted by Lizzie on 01/22/07
The Old Hag is busy. Bizzzeee bizzzeee bizzzeee. But we have
so much work we might dieseveral new plans for the site, so we thought we’d take three or four hours and install a poll plugin from the Czech Republic to better assess your needs and desires in the new year. We don’t care that much about your answers; it’s just that we want you to acknowledge HOW AWESOME THIS FREAKING POLL IS IT’S INTEGRATED INTO WORDPRESS WITH AJAX AND EVERYTHING. And, actually, we do care. Your thoughts will have a radical effect on the three or four posts here you see before August.
On Old Hag, I would like to see more...
- Speedreader reviews. You're kind of a bitch!
- Links to real reviews in the real world. We knows you needs to eat.
- Podcasts. I have heard of these things, podcasts.
- Weren't you supposed to be a poet or something?
- Posts where you explain why you're not posting and then post a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio and think you're fooling us. YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, OLD HAG.
- Who is Old Hag?
- Pride & Prejudice. I don't want to have to go over this again.
- Seriously, who is Old Hag?
- It's amazing what you will do to avoid actually working.
- Sorry; I am a pervert and was searching for porn.
UPDATE: Okay, you fuckers–more answers to your dreams later, but for now: