The Man in the Moon vs. The Man

Posted by Lizzie on 11/04/04

Tingle Alley’s CAAF has a bold new plan for our heartsick compatriots: Adopt a Red State:

In this program, my liberal friends considering expatriation would instead relocate to a Red State and register to vote in time for the next big election. Instead of Canada, why not beautiful North Dakota? The wind blowing across the plains can bring such a healthy lustre to the cheeks, and you can always have The New York Times coptered in on Sundays. My reasoning is that right now a disproportionate number of the Liberal Menace is clustered on the East and West coasts, creating a pile-up of extraneous leftie votes. (I'm looking at you, San Francisco!) I urge you, my brothers and sisters, to FAN OUT!!

moom We are still going here. But, as the most hated man in the Northeast would say (IS INCAPABLE OF NOT SAYING), Godspeed and God bless.

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  1. As a San Franciscan, I heartily embrace this proposal!Please PLEASE get some of these nutcases out of here!!!!

    Great new blog look, btw. I’m considering dropping Blogger too, but what a bother…

    Comment by jeff — 11/4/2004 @ 4:33 pm

  2. Hell — I can’t even get the NY Times delivered to my house in Baltimore — forget North Dakota. Pfft. That reminds me — I have a bone to pick with the NY Times, dammit.

    Comment by Carol — 11/15/2004 @ 5:43 pm

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