Felicia Marie Noth & David Achille Skurnick, July 23, 2005

Posted by Lizzie on 07/28/05

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1. J. Crew silk moire dress: $98
2. “Floren” Slingback Sandal: $49.95
3. Tigi Catwalk Curls Rock! Leave-in Moisturizer: $17
4. Bride’s Tarte cosmetics: $250
5. Bride’s Sephora tools: $158.45
6. 19 eyeliners and mascaras to match the missing Tarte products: $56.93
7. Undetectably Xeroxed at Kinko’s neon programs: $56
8. Totally incompetent hairdresser/makeup artist: $25
9. Freakishly overpriced ticket for tubing: $20
10. Freakishly overpriced THANK GOD WE GOT THEM aquatic shoes for tubing: $8
11. Replacement for the transmission that exploded at 125th street and the muffler that conveniently dropped with rusted dignity onto the corner of 18th and 9th Ave, as calculated by one “Moe”: $1700
12. NEW SISTER-IN-LAW, HER TREMENDOUS FAMILY, AND HER BROTHER-IN-LAW JIM GAFFIGAN, WHO CAN BE FOUND AT MYSPACE.COM, THAT’S MYSPACE.COM:

PRICELESS.

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