Medicine for Maudencholy

Posted by Lizzie on 01/24/07

Take one or two large onions of any nature and one large lemon. Peel onion and chop roughly. Fill a soup pot up with a few cups of water and deposit same; cut lemon in half, squeeze each half and drop in. Simmer low until water has boiled and onion is translucent-y. Strain; fill mug with remaining liquid. You can put in sugar but that makes you a pussy; smearing pulpy onion on your chest will dispel. Whatever. Drink, and it will make you well.

(We could have just emailed this to the lady in question–but then it wouldn’t also count towards this request. Yes, Liam, it’s a crap recipe, but you didn’t submit a porn haiku.)

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