I am a more of a scutterer than a shambulater, but I LOVE THEM

Posted by Lizzie on 06/08/12

1. To pretend-jog across a crosswalk as the light changes. “Karl gunned his Porsche at a straggler with the gall to shambulate instead of hurry.” See also: Rundition (jogging in place at the corner); Dartisan (makes own path through stopped traffic).

Raise your hand IF YOU ARE A SHAMBULATER. Or fake-raise it while wondering when the refreshments will be served.

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