He may have no teeth, tobacco breath and a gunshot wound through his jaw, but still

Posted by Lizzie on 11/21/04

If you are feeling ugly, move to Baltimore immediately and head to the nearest dive bar. Not only will a patron insist on giving you tips on how to hit the corner pocket off the rail, as you lean over to make the shot, he’ll say. “You’ll make it. Of course you’ll make it. You’re too pretty to miss.”

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  1. Heh. We pretty girls can do ANYTHING. No, really, we can.

    Comment by FabGirlie — 11/21/2004 @ 7:11 pm

  2. Ah… but did he call you “Hon” in the process?

    Comment by Casper — 11/21/2004 @ 11:21 pm

  3. Well, now that I think of it, there may have been one or six-hundred eighty-three “Hon”‘s involved.

    Comment by Old Hag — 11/22/2004 @ 10:46 am

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