Posted by Lizzie on 12/04/06
Some ways French women actually might get fat:
1. Observe lack of apple-distinguishing powers in American children so keenly, distractedly consume several MacDonald’s apple pies;
2. Cannot stave off massive nose growth after writing the phrase, “I try not to take myself too seriously”;
3. Extol pleasures of the firm, sweet and ruddy-cheeked; eat small French child;
4. Must accommodate insistence on appending French translations to all English words, even though Americans have pretty much been up to speed on the “sauce=coulis” thing for centuries;
5. Double in size from excessive self-satisfaction, regard.