Bon AppetEat me

Posted by Lizzie on 12/04/06

Some ways French women actually might get fat:

1. Observe lack of apple-distinguishing powers in American children so keenly, distractedly consume several MacDonald’s apple pies;

2. Cannot stave off massive nose growth after writing the phrase, “I try not to take myself too seriously”;

3. Extol pleasures of the firm, sweet and ruddy-cheeked; eat small French child;

4. Must accommodate insistence on appending French translations to all English words, even though Americans have pretty much been up to speed on the “sauce=coulis” thing for centuries;

5. Double in size from excessive self-satisfaction, regard.

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