Blessed Are the Poor in Technological Aptitude

Posted by Lizzie on 02/04/06

We know most of you are writers and/or bookish like ourselves and therefore useless, but we need some help. We’ve set up our router and it is forty times slower than our direct cable connection. We updated the firmware, we investigated those mbps thingers, we said WHAT THE FUCK and gestured towards on high. It’s all firewalled and everything. Anyway, what could it be? What should we do? TELL US HOW TO MAKE IT FAST, BY GOD. THIS BLOG IS DYING HERE.*

* It’s an SMC barricade, if you care.
** Send emails to theoldhag ATTABOY theoldhag DOTMATRIX com. Yes, we’re trying to confound bots.

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