Comments on: We also told Sean Penn to shut the fuck up. Well, we would.

By: condiment

condiment — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 18:56:01 +0000

I think you may underestimate your loyal readers’ unlimited capacity for bacon – especially hickory-smoked bacon from the Ozarks. Because while the ingestion of 30 slices of bacon in 10 minutes is certainly not anything to be taken lightly, it is the cooking of 30 strips of bacon in 30 minutes that is the real achievement.

By: communicatrix

communicatrix — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 15:59:15 +0000

It’s not you—it’s meme
I want to grow up to be Old Hag. She is funny, smart, reads a ton and writes way better headlines than the communicatrix ever did in her previous, high-paying life as an ad whore. She also passes along

By: Bill Peschel

Bill Peschel — Fri, 04 Mar 2005 13:37:49 +0000

Totally leaves everyone else’s in the dust, especially mine. Well, except for shaking hands with a Nazi war criminal, but that was a once-in-a-lifetime thing.

By: The Elegant Variation

The Elegant Variation — Wed, 02 Mar 2005 17:54:17 +0000

IT’S ALL TRUE
We normally resist the siren’s call of these memes, but Lizzie has taken her inimitable shot at Terry’s

By: juntehaggen

juntehaggen — Wed, 02 Mar 2005 17:01:40 +0000

elisheva: it was a cover of “imagine” not “we are the world.” although, hair wise, i was ferociously kicking it diana ross-style, so i can see how you were confused for a second.