A Bold Move, Cotton. Let’s See If It Pays Off*

Posted by Lizzie on 11/15/06

Do you know why O.J. didn’t kill his wife?

Because he would have done it differently.

* Not to make light in the face of such base, comprehensive evil, but a free book to the reader who can name that quote. Also, we will heretofore observe a new policy: placing Reganbooks sent to this address directly in the freezer, lest they singe our fingers before filling the room with sulfur.

UPDATE: Wow, that was fast. Someone else with On Demand and way too much time on her hands–as the Russians say, Privyat, sister! Ellen, send us your address; a free copy of a mysterious, NON-REGAN book will be winging its way to you.

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  1. The quote: Pink Flamingoes?

    Comment by Lisa — 11/15/2006 @ 11:05 am

  2. Did Gravedigger Ed say that? My guess is “Cotton Comes to Harlem,” but it seems too easy.

    Comment by cinetrix — 11/15/2006 @ 11:17 am

  3. Nyet, nyet. Hmmm, hints. Might be too soon for hints, BUT: actor connections included Arrested Development, and Mac ads.

    Comment by altehaggen — 11/15/2006 @ 11:21 am

  4. Isn’t that from “Dodgeball”?

    Comment by Ellen — 11/15/2006 @ 11:42 am

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