A Bold Move, Cotton. Let’s See If It Pays Off*

Posted by Lizzie on 11/15/06

Do you know why O.J. didn’t kill his wife?

Because he would have done it differently.

* Not to make light in the face of such base, comprehensive evil, but a free book to the reader who can name that quote. Also, we will heretofore observe a new policy: placing Reganbooks sent to this address directly in the freezer, lest they singe our fingers before filling the room with sulfur.

UPDATE: Wow, that was fast. Someone else with On Demand and way too much time on her hands–as the Russians say, Privyat, sister! Ellen, send us your address; a free copy of a mysterious, NON-REGAN book will be winging its way to you.

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