You Had Me At “The Lying, The Bitch, And the Wardrobe”

Is this really where we have ended up—with this superannuated fantasy posing as a slice of modern life? On TV, “Sex and the City” was never as insulting as “Desperate Housewives,” which strikes me as catastrophically retrograde, but, almost sixty years after “All About Eve,” which also featured four major female roles, there is a deep sadness in the sight of Carrie and friends defining themselves not as Bette Davis, Anne Baxter, Celeste Holm, and Thelma Ritter did—by their talents, their hats, and the swordplay of their wits—but purely by their ability to snare and keep a man. Believe me, ladies, we’re not worth it.

Sometimes Anthony Lane does Anthony Lane better than he does it himself.

Posted by altehaggen in General @ Friday, May 30, 2008 3:23 pm | | Comments (0)

Print Issues

I have no memory of last week’s Lost, or if it was all about the fathers, because I am too doped up on cold medicine. But in any case, I’m right. Moving right along, I have some poems in the just-published 2nd issue of the New Haven Review. You can purchase a copy, or download the poems here. (FYI, it’s a PDF link. There are some spacing issues which fill me with despair, but as a poet, and an idiot, I submit, that was a couplet.)

Here’s one of the poems I can stand to read again:

Ring

It’s foolish to say I hear bells,
but I think that’s the name, “Bells.”
(“Bells 2”?) It was playing the day I met you,
informing the world that you’re mine,
you’ll come when I call, your heart lit
to the ceiling, loopy with feeling,
a brilliant cut snapped open,
snapped shut in full circle, trilling,
you want me to answer. I do.

Posted by altehaggen in General @ Tuesday, May 20, 2008 8:40 pm | | Comments (1)

If you don’t watch “Lost”, read no further, but…

…I would just like to submit that I am of the opinion tonight’s episode will reveal the show is all about FATHERHOOD, which has been dimly hinted in the cases of Jin and Claire, but this theme is actually also about the OLDER PEOPLE FOR REELS and that the wayward children of Jack, Locke and that weird black-haired guy make up the crew that is supposed to save the island, they are brought together because they are a FAMILY, that someone is Kate’s dad in that crew, that that weird black-haired guy was annoyed at Locke for choosing the knife because the knife is JACK’S, as he is the SURGEON, and that Locke is always screwing things up by wanting to be what he is not, that on “Lost”, character is destiny just as on the Sopranos, destiny is character, and I come by all this honestly as when I wrote this, I originally wanted it to be about Sidney’s Russian half-sister who was pretending to be her and of course was not allowed to do this as that wound up being the next SEASON of “Alias”, and that obviously J.J.’s mind and mine are onthesametrack.

Also, “You are not supposed to raise him,” I believe, actually refers to the raising of the dead, not Aaron.

I think the sand is Locke’s because it’s the island, and the compass because he is one of the leaders. I have no idea what that fucking book is.

Oh, Aaron is like the Golden Child of this whole thing or something. Also, Jin’s son somehow, and not only because he is Asian. AND…perhaps the only children that CAN be born on the island are those sired by those original fathers, not mere mortals.

No thoughts on polar bears; thanks for listening.

UPDATE: Also, Jacob fathers THE TWELVE TRIBES OF ISRAEL. Maybe Sun and Jin’s son and Aaron are Moses and Aaron? So much biblicity, so much need for Wikipedia!

Posted by altehaggen in General @ Thursday, May 15, 2008 6:36 pm | Tags: , , , , | Comments (2)

Better you should hear it in a normal tone of voice…

…than at a screaming pitch, followed by a smashed anything.

Posted by altehaggen in General @ Monday, May 12, 2008 9:36 am | | Comments (1)

Must stop listening to election news AND

Boldtype’s latest issue is Portraits.

Posted by altehaggen in General @ Thursday, May 1, 2008 12:49 am | | Comments (1)